Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

John Woods

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

Martin Fowler

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Bjarne Stroustrup

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

Larry Wall

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

Linus Torvalds

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Brook's Law

My Profile

Programming/Frameworks
JavaScript
PHP
jQuery
D3
ASP.NET (C#)
RESTful Web Services
ASP classic (VBScript)
Java
Ruby (including Ruby On Rails)
Python
MeteorJS
AngularJS
ReactJS
VueJS
Databases
MySQL
SQLServer
MS Access
Front-end
HTML/HTML5
CSS/CSS3
Twitter Bootstrap
Semantic UI
Kendo UI
jQuery UI
JSON
LESS
SVG
Software/IDEs
Sublime Text Editor
Office
Visual Studio
Photoshop
Eclipse
INFO

This is a list of skills that I have tried to keep current, with varying levels of success. I have listed only the ones I think might be useful to a prospective employer. For example, I highly doubt my prowess in the BASIC programming language is going to be useful in a professional capacity, thus it has been omitted even though my BASIC is probably stronger than my Java.

I have also omitted stuff that I haven't touched in a while and am unlikely to use again in the near future.

Prodigy-level, the likes of which have never been seen. Forget demos, my work is already live and worldwide.
Makes up a large part of my professional experience. Likely to have demos.
Moderate professional experience and may be rusty. Likely to have demos.
No professional experience. Strictly at an academic or hobbyist level. May have demos.
Currently exploring. No demos available featuring this.